1. Hi!
  2. Ignorance is bliss.
  3. The Truth of Life
  4. How women choose a partner
  5. Mr. Right is Right under your nose
  6. Told you so.
  7. What women want.
  8. What I want.
  9. Cheerful comics :D
  10. Emos don't use knives.
  11. Miracles are called miracles because...
  12. I have a PhD in stalking.
  13. A romantic poem.
  14. I believe in a thing called love.
  15. Waking up on the wrong side of bed
  16. Too late
  17. I will wait for you.
  18. Sick day.
  19. There will be blood.
  20. :x x:
  21. Saint Headphones
  22. Attention on demand.
  23. No demanding attention.
  24. What was that?
  25. Needs
  26. A wise old man once said...
  27. Merry Christmas.
  28. Who needs a reason anyway...
  29. Swift & Bitter guest star: Einstein
  30. Swift & Bitter guest star: Dr. Barnard
  31. The Air I Breathe.
  32. N.I.M.B.Y.
  33. Unrequited.
  34. I will never forget
  35. Sponge lesson.
  36. Reality war: Love vs Santa
  37. TV is bad for you
  38. I forgot
  39. Feb 14th is a myth
  40. You are a chocolate.
  41. Appear offline
  42. *yawn*
  43. Smile-ocalypse
  44. I dreamt I dreamt I dreamt
  45. Sleep in peace
  46. Me vs. the photocopier
  47. It's hard letting go...
  48. Whine whine whine
  49. I don't have a cardboard box to sleep in
  50. Swift & Bitter #50
  51. So do lawyers...
  52. Where did she go wrong...
  53. eBay drama
  54. Break it.
  55. Swift & Bitter guest star: Dilbert
  56. I am offended
  57. Could you do me a favour?
  58. Lame joke day.
  59. :(
  60. The law of thermodynamics and moodswings
  61. Mr. Brick says hi!
  62. Mr. Brick doesn't want to buy your stuff
  63. Mr. Brick likes silent movies
  64. Valentine's Day
  65. Train station drama
  66. Idiots, they are amongst us
  67. The world is a beautiful place
  68. I need you!
  69. Ninja on a bike
  70. For freeeedom!
  71. Politicians and balloons
  72. WAKE UP
  73. Yummy tasty cyanide
  74. Forever does not last a day
  75. Mr. Brick returns
  76. Political immunity
  77. Female discrimination
  78. Artist celebrities
  79. May contain nuts.
  80. Artist's block
  81. Procrastinating procrastinators
  82. Swift & Bitter guest star: Al Pacino as John Milton
  83. Ninja on a bike #2
  84. You'll find love one day
  85. Stupid people are mutually beneficial
  86. You made Him depressed
  87. The World is a Lie.
  88. Have a cookie
  89. Meet Mr. Killer
  90. Mr. Killer likes tea
  91. Mr. Killer likes scones
  92. Mr. Killer falls in love
  93. Mr. Killer marries in El Paso
  94. Sleep tight.
  95. The Birth of Super Murphy.
  96. Murphy and the butter.
  97. Murphy and the printer.
  98. There are no more heroes.
  99. The Fall of Super Murphy.
  100. Swift & Bitter final.
  101. Swift and the Giant Lemon
  102. Electric potato pie
  103. Same difference
  104. Peek-a-boo
  105. Hello Mr Sales Assistant
  106. Customer Service Excellence
  107. High Expectations
  108. Swift and Bitter on: Graphics cards
  109. Swift and Bitter on: Printer ink
  110. Excuseth me dearest madam
  111. Aww a baby!
  112. When I grow up...
  113. X.
  114. Fear is the brain killer
  115. I'm sure he was epileptic
  116. Absolutely beautiful! GORGEOUS!!
  117. Is that a baguette I see before me?
  118. Hooome Run!
  119. Gate of Pop-photos!
  120. PAPERCUT!
  121. sigh
  122. Sleep > you
  123. Well besides you of course
  124. A very splintery little stick
  125. Stars (don't) come out
  126. This is your last sun
  127. Would you stop grinning!
  128. So damn amazing.
  129. In search of heaven
  130. You tell them
  131. Happy Valentine's Day!
  132. You're always on my mind
  133. Lunchtime! (Part 1)
  134. Lunchtime! (Part 2)
  135. Nuturing
  136. Yay! Summer!
  137. Why do you hate summer Mr. Swift?
  138. Cancer-tan
  139. Winter vs. Summer
  140. Want to know how it feels?
  141. Eww, cold coffee
  142. The Alchemist
  143. The best know when to quit
  144. With laser beam eyes!
  145. Wishing upon a shooting star
  146. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
  147. Best movie ever!
  148. Sharing music is not caring
  149. Elevator music
  150. Fire it up!
  151. u r beautifuls
  152. a natural state of being
  153. The Spaces Between
  154. Can we touch this?
  155. Can't touch this
  156. Attention! Get your attention here!
  157. My sympathies, really
  158. Operators are standing by for your call
  159. Last stop for 100 miles
  160. Obsolete
  161. Divide and conquer
  162. Don't call me fat!
  163. Can you find it?
  164. Goodbye
  165. It's only rain
  166. Poor Bambi
  167. Daily life
  168. Car alarms
  169. Deprecated
  170. What a wonderful world
  171. quote art unquote
  172. a present for you
  173. What is that smell?
  174. A plot.
  175. Brilliant, isn't it?
  176. wake up
  177. stairs
  178. door
  179. stars
  180. wake up, again
  181. It is all right
  182. Cannot lah
  183. Illiterate idiots, those are the worst
  184. How to improve your plot
  185. The Magician
  186. oh yes, pigeons
  187. Water, is wet
  188. eyebrows
  189. Improving your plot
  190. To kill a man.
  191. Assumptions
  192. there have been better ideas
  193. Housebreaking and more
  194. The right side of bed
  195. Not punny at all.
  196. Only one wish
  197. You are a terrible person
  198. Rats, with wings
  199. On strike
  200. The End.
  201. His story
  202. Once upon a time
  203. Anti-stalking Techniques 1
  204. Anti-stalking Techniques 2
  205. Overreaction
  206. Welcome
  207. Health and Safety
  208. Nomenclature
  209. Range control
  210. Why no ninjitsu
  211. The Stalking Triangle
  212. Talk talk talk
  213. The Language Barrier
  214. Persistence
  215. A Brief History of Communication
  216. Practical Time
  217. Hello Hello
  218. Geotag Spoofing
  219. These thoughtful machines
  220. The Weakness is You
  221. They Know
  222. They Know, Pt 2.
  223. Young Urban Terrorist
  224. There Can Be Only One
  225. The Pancake Ninja
  226. Talking to the wall
  227. Norway has NO need for scripts
  228. An Impromptu Performance
  229. Apathy is my coping mechanism
  230. Your Stalkee is on another bus
  231. Not Unforseen
  232. Time Management
  233. Likelihood of Conversation
  234. Stalking is my tradition
  235. Screw serendipity, force coincidence
  236. Oh hi Serendipity
  237. Drifting towards murder
  238. Hi-
  239. Mills and Boon... or not
  240. Maya, who is a kitty
  241. Distance makes the heart grow fonder
  242. Runner up prize
  243. Your reaffirmation
  244. The Status Quo
  245. You bring out the misogynist in me
  246. Licensed
  247. Nightmares for All
  248. What they really mean
  249. With all my patience
  250. If you're saying it...
  251. The Conversational Marionette
  252. Conform to Me
  253. Quantum Feminine Mood Physics
  254. Happiness
  255. And proud of it
  256. Cause and Effect
  257. Tendencies to start failures
  258. You ask, because you don't care
  259. The End of Dependance
  260. Harbour for Grudges
  261. Granny JO
  262. Prosze
  263. Back to Bartering
  264. Word.
  265. April
  266. Balancing workload and annoyance
  267. Cubicles are cages
  268. Qualified Psychosis Practitioner
  269. Can you do it? No we can't
  270. A Brief History of Slavery
  271. Slip of the tongue
  272. Negotiable compliments
  273. The one
  274. Bang bang you shot me down
  275. Felis Catus Enderus
  276. She smiled at me
  277. Save Me
  278. A Miserable Pile of Secrets
  279. This time, it er-mine
  280. Options, options
  281. Drawing graphs
  282. Conscious figments of reality
  283. Aww shame...
  284. Pitiful
  285. No
  286. The Great Regret
  287. Obviously not
  288. The Clock Revolves Around My Stomach
  289. Water for the Water God
  290. Murphy, bursting your bubbles
  291. Attention, attention
  292. Textbook Contradiction
  293. Lobbying
  294. The Cursiest Curse
  295. Sexy Hobo Beard
  296. Exams
  297. Post-exams
  298. After ten thousand years
  299. Moving
 
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